Cat Heaven

There was a photo of an elephant on the front of the newspaper today. Kiersten saw it and remembered that she had seen that elephant at Hogle Zoo. I explained that the elephant had died and that's why it was in the newspaper. She decided it must be in elephant heaven. Which is like cat heaven.

Here's what cat heaven is like. The ground is made of yarn. There are lots of birds. They have a temple; it is a big building that is a scratching post. All the buildings are made of scratching posts, but they don't live in them; they just scratch. It never rains, but it is windy when the cats are hot. There is never water. There are no trees or plants so they don't need water because cats don't like it.

Just wanted you to know.